Q: How many A.D.D. people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Wanna ride a bike?!?!
Being around someone with A.D.D. is a mind numbing, hair pulling experience. So nice and sweet, but the inability to focus on anything...
It's amazing how these new phones have cameras that are so cool. Autofocusing and clear, just point the phone's camera and shoot. So So Cool...
Cool, not like the freezing COLD weather we had earlier this year. Temps below zero, wind...chill factors of negative 30. Where IS the global warming? It felt like anothe Ice Age...
Ice AGe was a great Disney movie. There are few Disney movies I can watch over and over with my kids, Ice Age was one of them. Another was Findinbg Nemo...
Nemo is Latin for nobody...
The Latin word for left is sinestra, which is where we get the English word for sinister. Left handed people were considered evil...
Evil. Live eviL is a palindrome. So is Mom, Dad, Hannah, Anna. So is Racecar...
Racecar...NASCAR. Nothing like seeing a 300lb redneck wearing a jacket the says Viagra on it. NASCARracers are trewated like rock stars...
Stars...
Shiny...
Squirrel...
You get exhausted being with someone with A. D. D. They will eventually make thier point. They may take you on a few detours along the way, and from time to time. you have to kick them back into play. When listening to their stories, just sit back and you'll be taken on a strange, frenzied journey.
Of course that's my opinion...I could be wrong.
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